A Nigerian lady seeks advice over her 25-year-old lover who loves eating bitter kola.
The unidentified woman bemoaned the situation to a social media influencer on Twitter.
Her partner, she claims, really enjoys eating bitter kola, which bothers her as no young man should find such pleasure in eating.
She mentioned that she was accustomed to seeing only elderly people consume it, and now she’s afraid she might be witnessing an elderly man masquerading as a young man.
The distressed woman turned to internet users for guidance on how to handle the predicament.
“Hello Sir Dickson, my boyfriend eats bitter kola (orogbo) and he’s just a young guy of 25, this has me concerned because it’s something I see old people eat, no young person should enjoy eating it like that. I’m scared I’m dating an ancestor in the body of a young person. What should I do please?,” She wrote.
Reacting to the post…
@MBANZAPAULA said: “He could actually be an ancestor. Try asking him about his family, friends and indulge him about marriage. This will give you signals of if you you are dating a real human. If you can also ask for his village and trying finding it out, it will help you. I am saying this because more than once, people have narrated how they were dating ghosts, one in fact got pregnant for this ghost and only found out when it came to the marriage discussion and all”
@Mcpully remarked: “He eats bitter kola to boost his manhood performance.”
@bummiearo commented: “this lady have a high rate of cheating on this guy”
@IamLADTV penned: “Your boyfriend is a god
Once you wake up every morning… Pour palm oil on his head.”
@addel_cares said: “Bitter kola is something even you should be eating because it’s medicinal.
Your guy is eating it because it helps his libido, and it also enhances sexual performance.
It is generally good for both men and women. Please join him because it’s not an old people’s food.
It’s the best antibiotics in the world.”