IV Snow, a Nigerian, scolded his security dog for ineffectively performing its duty.
The broken-hearted man claimed that in order to feel safe at home, he bought a protection dog.
He inquired about the dog’s level of activity before making the purchase, and the vendor responded that it was.
But ever since he brought the excessively sleepy puppy home, it has been a terrible experience.
IV Snow lamented that the dog was always hiding to sleep in weird places and failing to carry out its duty to guide him.
In his words: “Make God no let person use money buy rubbish. See am. Na dog wey I use my money buy make e dey guide me. See am. “Small rain go just fall E go just go find one place go hide. E go hide for where them dey keep ragolis. And I don find am tire. “Dog wey I use my money buy dey sleep like goat. This one no be dog na. And I ask the guy whether this dog dey active, he say this dog sharp, E dey bark.”
Netizens Reactions…
@boywahice stated: “How many hours you charge am after you buy am? Because nah low battery dey worry this dog.”
@mizprincessowas1 said: “He Don do night work so he wan sleep small before night rish.”
@gratefulhear_ stated: “Lolz na so my own be oo. Na normal bad thing this days. Me go even dey talk to my self, dey verse like mad man lolz later I go come dey laff.”
@annyberryx said: “You use your money go buy ekuke for this cold weather?”
@mummy_steve wrote: “Abeg make una lemme abeg e too early to burst out laugh this morning.”
@davidglory31 added: “My uncle bought dog to guide the compound but the dog they always welcome strangers e no dey even bark at all.”
